All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
