Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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