hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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