Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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