I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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