one two three fourrrrnication!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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