i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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