let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize