No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize