She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
