All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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