I can tuck mytits in my pants
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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