Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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