a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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