I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
literally had 100 drinks last night.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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