bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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