People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
