I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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