She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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