I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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