Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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