Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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