I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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