found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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