I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
someone owes me an orgasm
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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