your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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