how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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