We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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