Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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