Do you still have your period?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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