FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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