come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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