So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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