are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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