Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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