He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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