just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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