it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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