So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I CAN MOONWALK!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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