how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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