if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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