i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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