South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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