ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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