i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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