ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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