I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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