D3 body, D1 cock
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm passing your future prison.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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