He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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