the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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