Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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