Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i believe in u and ur pee
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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