uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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