Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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