found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
